My favorite products at safelykept.com

Here is my list of favorite products at safelykept.com. They are my favorite for various reasons, as they are: outrageously funny, incredibly strange, or a great buy.

1. Pamela Anderson's 1996 Calendar
   
   Wow! 1996! This is a collector's item, right? This was the peak of her career some would say :) with a 4th year on Baywatch and when her movie came out (Warning: shameless plug to get you to buy something at Amazon. I will do it until my pockets overfloweth with money and Amazon has to shut down my account because they can't afford to keep sending me checks) Barb Wire. Funny, all these products on safelykept.mainstreetstores.com are actually sold through the company I work full time for, but I bet if I purchase this right now, I will be tracked down by some IT security watch dog, scolded, and possibly fired. Well, then I can spend more time selling this calendar, woo-hoo.
   


2. Beautiful Women Screen-savers
   
   Next on the list is still in the ladies category. Again, dangerous territory if I had this running at work, yet they encourage me to sell, sell, sell. Personally, 3 of these screen savers look like they are from the 80s. But Beautiful Women in Lace 2 might be more current and purchasable. :)
   


3. Fleece Vest
   This is the only piece of clothing I have to sell at safeltykept.mainstreetstores.com. If I have to tell you why buying a fleece at a software store is a bad idea, please feel free to buy as many as you can afford. Notice the description, "chest embroidered FrontRange logo with website in white and gold". Logo with website!? This was probably some promotional clothing the company was giving away to their sales team, but since no one wanted it, it ends up in my affiliate catalog. If you need some warm fleece, Amazon has some nice Columbia gear for cheaper than this.
   


4. Deer Avenger 2
   
   Finally a video game perfect for vegetarians. The deer fight back. A perfect gift for a vegeterian to give to his/her father who hunts.
   Yes, we know they are up to like Deer Avenger 13. So get it at Amazon, but we at least have this one.
   


5. Quest for Saddam
   
   It's never not funny to hunt for Saddam. And I'm smarter than Bush, so I gotta be able to win this game too.
   


6. Stress Balls
   Again, items with website addresses on them. I bet we were handing these out for free to our stressed out software engineers back in 2000, and then when we need to kick up the revenue someone decides to steal them off the software engineer's desks (including their swingline staplers) and sell them to the public. Brilliant. If you don't understand the swingline reference, please watch Office Space. And after you watched that, you might also appreciate the British comedy The Office.
   

Of course there are plenty more. I'll update this list when I get a chance. Please feel free to comment on some that you find. And I will be sure to swipe your comments and fill them with Amazon links so I get paid cash money. :) I'll still mention your name of course (as the person filling my pockets with gold).